Monday, 4 August 2014

Gaza and First World War

I woke this morning to the news that it’s exactly 100 years since the First World War began. An hour later I read Brian Eno’s letter about Gaza.

At first glance there is no obvious connection – other than being yet two more depressing punctuations in the litany currently being thrown at us.

Nevertheless, there is a direct connection. It is not just that war is mad, and utterly avoidable, if only we humans could rise above our darker natures. It is that the sad history of the First World War is still being played out.

A comfortable and self-serving interpretation of the First and Second World Wars pervades in the UK: German aggression in 1914 was outdone a quarter of a century later when the country, led by an evil genius, upped the ante by adding bestial war crimes and genocide to the mix. This interpretation is not wrong, but it only conveys one side of the story.

However awful and avoidable the descent into war may be, it at least leaves open the possibility of crafting a lasting peace after the guns fall silent. The allies had their chance to do just that in Versailles in 1919, but instead they produced the 20th century’s most catastrophic failure.

With huge war debts, France and Britain looked to Germany to accept guilt for the whole thing and thus pay for it all. This was both grotesquely unrealistic and unjust – not least because Germany had thrown in the towel voluntarily, rather than continue with the blood-letting right to the bitter end.

Wanting to ‘squeeze the German lemon until the pips squeak’ appealed to the worst of human nature. It was driven by hatred and the pursuit of money above the virtues of compassion and fairness. Versailles created an ocean of resentment in Germany, with all the nutrients required for fascism to bloom.

Not content with that, the so-called ‘peace makers’ also saw fit to dismember the weakened Ottoman Empire. The colonial carve up took little notice of tribal divisions in the Arab world. The resulting frictions never ceased and today we live with the consequences. The latest chapter sees the artificial boundaries between Syria and Iraq being laid bare by Isis. We can be sure the troubles won’t stop there.

The British provided a similarly fertile breeding ground for future conflict in Palestine and Israel, with the Balfour declaration of 1917 and inglorious weakness after the Second World War. The conflict goes on to this day and Brian Eno grieves over one of its most recent, youngest, innocent victims.

So while Germany made war, Britain singularly failed to make peace. A centenary of the First World War began, I was left with this thought: it is not just stopping war that’s important, it’s also how we go about making peace.

Saturday, 21 April 2012

A passport to print money

I'm not into kicking dogs when they're down, but when it comes to the UK's immigration service I can't help myself.

Ten years slipped by fast and I ventured online to find out about getting a new passport. All I was doing was renewing an existing one. None of my details had changed, not even a new address.

And what does it cost? A whopping £77.50 that's what.

To make matters worse, the Passport Service encourage punters to use the Post Office 'check and send' service for another £8.50 and on top of that is the cost of getting two passport pictures. I could have attempting doing it on the cheap, but just went into my local Snappy Snaps and paid another £9.50. So actually it costs just shy of £100!

£100 for a single document?

It simply beggars belief that a service could be this inefficient. If Google had the contract, I daresay they'd be able to do it for £10 - maybe £20 tops.

It fills me with dread that successive governments can be this wildly inefficient and somehow think it's normal.

If one was to venture abroad for a single two-week holiday each year, the cost of the passport alone isn't far off £1 per day out of the country. I daresay the flights will be cheaper than that soon.

Back in 1992 it cost £18 to get a ten year passport - which doesn't seem entirely unreasonable. How times change in the alternate universe inhabited by the government.

With admirable understatement, Wikipedia tells us "while consumer prices in the UK have increased by 24% from early 1998 to 2009, the price of a passport renewal increased by 269%"

Now, don't get me wrong - I do have not problem at all with the folk employed by the passport service. I spoke to one of them on the phone. He was helpful and acted impeccably. My issue is entirely with the management and those behind the contract. People are hard up and the best you can do is make them pay £96 for a bit of paper.


Monday, 20 February 2012

The death of spontaneity

There is an an evil afoot in modern society and that evil is the suppression of spontaneity.

Spontaneity adds to quality of life and the reduction of it reduces quality of modern life.

There are several causes. In London, for example, it may take 45 minutes to get to a friends' house - so it doesn't make much sense to embark on a 1.5h round trip on the off-chance your friend is in and up for beer or coffee or whatever.

However, the pricing models of transport companies activity suppresses spontaneous behaviour. Cheap deals on trains and planes invariably requires tickets to be booked weeks - even months - in advance. Fat chance of spontaneous off-the-cuff meetings and trips.

Flat-fees for off-peak travel would enable people who don't plan their lives weeks in advance to have a good deal more fun.

Stop the killjoys - start spontaneity!